Spam-isms

Carrot Top at the Oakdale Theater

GREEN EGGS AND SPAM - famous Dr. Seuss children's book
SPAMBROSIA - food of the Gods; a dessert including marshmallows,
pineapple and Spam
SPAMOUR - romance with a fellow spam-lover
SPAMDEX - 80's style exercise clothing, favored by cellulite-rich house-
wives; made of cheap SpamSkin spamdex and worn in public places
SPAMOK - frenzied actions; to kill for Spam
THE TRAVELING SPAMBURYS - former rock stars Cruddy Spam, Spook Spam, Play-Dough Spam and Apple Spam gather together to form a superstar band then; sequester themselves off in a remote studio and are never heard from again
SPAMMONIA - nitrogen and hydrogen based gas; emitting a pungent, Spam-like stench
SPAMULET - a good luck charm; bearing the Spam emblem
SPAMMOCK - lounging apparatus, designed to hold passed-out musicians
SPAMOROUS - cuddly, warm feelings towards Spam
SPAMMY HAGAR - wildman musician; second frontman for Van Halen; can't drive 55
SPAMINO ACIDS - a group of organic nitrogenous compounds in the
proteins, essential to the metabolistic properties of Spam
SPAMIGO - Spamish friend; south of the border
SPAMBER - color of a Spammish hue
SPAMBOO - treelike, tropical SpamGrass with woody, jointed stems
used in Spamish furniture making
SPAMEN - tail end of a musician's pre-gig prayer
ST. LOUIS SPAMS - NFL football team, previously located in L.A.
SPAM ASHE - music store chain favored by destitute musicians
SPAMELA ANDERSON - buxom blonde bombshell...need I say more?
SPAMPERS - diapers worn by future little Spamsters -to-be
SPAMBONI - device used to clean icerinks after Spam fights
SPAMTASTIC - what Spam Brando is
SPAMINATOR - futuristic, robotic keeper of the Spam
SPAMTANEOUS COMBUSTION - what happens to you after eating a Spamwich
SPAM RATHER - stuffy CBS newscaster
SPAMMY FAYE BAKKER - religious zealot fond of heavy pancake makeup
SPAM -BONE - that funny bone in your elbow
SPONGEBOB SPAMPANTS - popular Nickelodeon TV cartoon
PEARL SPAM - Seattle grunge band
SPAM - I - AM - Sean Penn movie, what Spam Brando are
SPAMICIDE - to snuff out life forms using Spam as a nuclear weapon
SPAMBINO - a baby Spamster
SPAMARETTO - pungent liquor with a slight hint of Spam
SPAMBERJACK'S - nightclub in Norwalk
SPAM DANCE - dance favored by moshpit dwellers and headbangers

Here it is! The ON-LINE "Book Of Spam-isms"! SPAMILY -related familial grouping of Spammers SPAMOEBA - tiny speck O' Spam SPAMNESIA - that overwhelming feeling that you've played this song one too many times before SPAMPON - female Spamster's monthly weapon SPAMBUNCTIOUS - general disposition of a R&R band SPAMISH - 17th century Mennonites of the Order of Spam SPAMISHED - hungry for spam SPAMINE - dire shortage of Spam SPAMISOLE - ladie's undergarment made from the finest SpamSkin SPAMERICA - our illustrious nation, one God, under Spam... SPAMBESOL - greasy, pain-deadening gel made from oil of Spam SPAMBULANCE - emergency vehicle used in transporting ego-laden, overplaying musicians to a treatment center SPAMBLIN' PRODUCTIONS - Spielberg's fake film company SPAMAZED - to be rendered speechless;overcome with emotion over the mastery of an intricate solo SPAMBUSH - maneuver where one band member is attacked by the rest for consistantly playing in the wrong key SPAMBURGER - self-explanatory SPAMETHYST - worthless, brownish gem made from early SpamRocks SPAMBITION/SPAMBITIOUS - one's overwhelming desire to turn Spam Brando into a real band SPAMBIDEXTROUS - the ability to eat Spam with either hand SPAMBASSADOR - Goodwill agent for Spam Brando SPAMATEUR - fledgling musician SPAMBIGUOUS - Spam Brando's approach to a song never having been played by the band before SPAMARILLO - S.W Texas city, pop: 149,000, all fond of Spam SPAMAZON - large, South American God or Goddess of Spam SPAMBIENCE - atmosphere contained within the dingy walls of a Spam Brando gig SPAMPAGE - musician's outbreak of wild, raging behavior; see Jim Lynch SPAMNESTY - general pardon for musicians playing rotton solos, jazz riffs in rock songs and anyone using a capo SPAMPERSAND - Spamish symbol used in place of the word "AND" SPAMPERAGE - electrical current strength; the more, the louder, the better! SPAMBASTE - to verbally blast a lousy musician SPAMMOGRAM - test procedure done on old female musicians SPAMNIPOTENT - an all powerful musician, a.k.a. Bruce Tibbitts SPAMPER - a) to overindulge a musician b) place to stash dirty, smelly musician clothes for weeks on end SPAM - greasy, meat-like substance used in the finest restaurants SPAMSTERDAM - European hotbed of activity where the joints, prostitutes and Spam, egg, sausage & Spam flow freely SPAMPUTATE - to cut off a fellow band member's solo SPAMELOT - court where King Arthur and his Knights of Spam assembled SPAMENITY - pleasant Spamster disposition SPAMOUFLAGE - diguise made of Spam SPAMARYLLIS - red flowering, Spam-producing bulb SPAMBOOZLE - to trick, cheat, confuse a musician SPAMBODIA - South Indochina country - Spam is sacred there
Wet Cat			And even more Spam-isms: SPAMUSEMENT PARK - assortment of rides,booths & entertainment for Spamsters SPAMLET - title hero of Shakespearean tragedy SPAMBIT - an action intended to gain an advantage; as in chess SPAMY - having the strong flovor of cooked Spam SPAMSTRING - a tendon in the back of a musician's leg SPAMMA - third letter of the Spamish alphbet SPAMERA - electronic picture taking device SPAMAZOA - fertilizes Spam eggs SPAMMOTH - really BIG Spam SPAMISS - astray, faulty, improper SPAMON-RE - ancient Egyptian Sun God of Spam SPAMINATE - to seal with one or more thin layers of Spam SPAMMAL - a hybrid form of life, somewhere in between Spam and mammal SPAMPAIGN - a series of planned actions involving Spam SPAMBIVALENT - how Spam Brando members feel about their gigs and each other SPAMOMILE - a plant with dried Spamheads used in medicinal tea SPAMPLIFIER - electronic device for increasing the volume of Spam Brando's instruments to eardrum splitting levels SPAMPHLET - what this is SPAMPI - a tasty dish made with shrimp, garlic and SPAM SPAMUEL - Hebrew judge and prophet from the land of Spam SPAM ADAMS - beer choice of Spamsters all over the world SPAM & DAVE - R&B/soul duo best known for "Hold On, I'm Comin' (With the Spam)" SPAM & DAVE II - touring ex frontmen for Van Halen (see Spammy Hagar) SPAM THE SHAM AND THE PHAROHS - "Wooly Bully" SPAMMIN' SPAMMY SNEAD - dead senior pro Hall Of Fame golfer (Ok, you get the picture;no more Sams unless they are FUNNY) SPAMON CAKES - like salmon cakes, only made from Spam SPAMONELLA - food poisoning gotten from overeating Spam SPAMMUNITION - bullets, gunpowder, grenades and such other materials in which to make SpamBombs SPAMSTER - any member, former member, future member, wanna-be member of Spam Brando plus their faithful hordes of family and friends SPAMPITHEATRE - round, open-air theatre used for Spam shows SPAMORPHOUS - shapeless mass o' Spam SPAMPHIBIAN - entity capable of living either on land or in Spam SPAMOA - Pacific U.S. owned islands that produce half the world's supply of mustard SPAMBLE - casual type of band member walk SPAMTRAK - railroad train famousfor transporting destitute musicians SPAMSHAFT - automobile necessity SPAMEO - bit part SPAMOUS - very well known SPAMDEN - New Jersey city SPAMERICANA - literature tracing Spam to its' roots SPAMBOREE - a noisy revel of Spamsters SPAM-PACKED - overstuffed with Spamish activites SPAMINATED FEATURE - cartoon film featuring many recipes made with Spam using Spamish actors SPAMTRAK - railroad train famousfor transporting destitute musicians SPAMEKIN - individual baking dish used to prepare an assortment of delicious Spam recipes SPAMCORDER - video device used to record Spam Brando SPAME - world-wide recognition of Spam
Still can't get enough Spam? Try these: SPAMBRIDGE - Cities and/or universities in England and Massachusetts SPAMUSE - to keep a Spamster pleasantly occupied SPAMSHACKLE - loose and rickety SPAMPANT - widespread, unchecked, ravaging;e.g, solos SPAMROD - charge in a muzzle loading gun, used to hunt SpamBirds SPAMOVAR - Russian/Spamish urnwith an internal heating tube, used for making SpamTea SPAMBOURINE - percussion instrument, typically "played" by lead vocalist, to compensate for their total lack of playing ability SPAMALE - Mexican dish, made of Spamand tabasco sauce. SPAMO'SHANTER - Spamster's Scottish cap SPAMPA - Seaport in Florida, exports spam to Third World countries SPAMOOSE - For a musician to leave quickly; as in after just getting caught screwing around with all that is prohibited SPAMPUM - shell beads used by early Spamish Indians in place of money SPAMMER -a) slang for a Spamster b) a musician's whining or wimpering, usually to complain about the few too solos they get to play c) tool used to spammer nails in with SPAM BRANDO - best damned band in the whole wiiiiide world SPAMICABLE -friendly Spamster SPAMURAI - Japanese Spamster warrior SPAMBY PAMBY - weak, insipid, indecisive non-Spamster SPAMSEL - a maiden Spamsterette SPAMSONITE LUGGAGE - cheap suitcases made from recycled Spam SPAMTASTIC - a heavenly occurance involving Spam SPAMMA RAYS - strong, electromagnetic radiation from Spam SPAMERICAN REVOLUTION - 1775-1783 - the war protesting Spamerica's dependence on England for Spam products SPAMMORAL - musicians without morals SPAMBO - Latin dance for two involving a piece of Spam clenched between the teeth SPAMBA - Brazilian dance, sans Spam SPAMSTER II - small, rodent-like mammal fond of wheel spinning SPAMASS - a) to pile up; collect huge amounts of Spam b) what you are after too much Spam SPAM SPAM - my cat; he has no jewels but he has lots of toes SPAMMO - slang term for SPAMMUNITION SPAMIABLE - an agreeable Spamster personality SPAMHORROIDS - common rear end affliction usually suffered by drummers and keyboard players due to a total lack of ass exercise SPAMOUNT - sum total; value of Spam SPAM ENCHANTED EVENING - some old fart song SPAMERGRIS - Spam-like substance secreted by whales SPAMSON - Delilah's soul-mate SPAMPHETAMINES - narcotic drug that doesn't put you to sleep...ever SPAMBURG - city in Germany SPAMPIRE - a frightening creature of the night in search of Spam SPAMA SUTRA - the art of screwing Spam SPAMADA - budget hotel for wayward musicians SPAMPAX - see SPAMPON SPAMAICA - country in West Indies, major export item: SpamSPAMASS - a) to pile up; collect huge amounts of Spam b) what you are after too much Spam SPAM SPAM - my cat; he has no jewels but he has lots of toes SPAMMO - slang term for SPAMMUNITION SPAMIABLE - an agreeable Spamster personality SPAMHORROIDS - common rear end affliction usually suffered by drummers and keyboard players due to a total lack of ass exercise SPAMOUNT - sum total; value of Spam SPAM ENCHANTED EVENING - some old fart song SPAMERGRIS - Spam-like substance secreted by whales SPAMSON - Delilah's soul-mate SPAMPHETAMINES - narcotic drug that doesn't put you to sleep...ever SPAMBURG - city in Germany SPAMPIRE - a frightening creature of the night in search of Spam SPAMA SUTRA - the art of screwing Spam SPAMADA - budget hotel for wayward musicians SPAMPAX - see SPAMPON SPAMAICA - country in West Indies, major export item: Spam Joe Cartoon Your Weekly SpamGiggle: Truisms ...Some people are like Slinkies -- not really good for anything. But you still can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. ...Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. ...Friday night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. ...Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. ...You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, go compare that to Blockbuster: You're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of the war... Spam Brando			Carrot Top at the Oakdale Theater GREEN EGGS AND SPAM - famous Dr. Seuss children's book SPAMBROSIA - food of the Gods; a dessert including marshmallows, pineapple and Spam SPAMOUR - romance with a fellow spam-lover SPAMDEX - 80's style exercise clothing, favored by cellulite-rich house- wives; made of cheap SpamSkin spamdex and worn in public places SPAMOK - frenzied actions; to kill for Spam THE TRAVELING SPAMBURYS - former rock stars Cruddy Spam, Spook Spam, Play-Dough Spam and Apple Spam gather together to form a superstar band then; sequester themselves off in a remote studio and are never heard from again SPAMMONIA - nitrogen and hydrogen based gas; emitting a pungent, Spam-like stench SPAMULET - a good luck charm; bearing the Spam emblem SPAMMOCK - lounging apparatus, designed to hold passed-out musicians SPAMOROUS - cuddly, warm feelings towards Spam SPAMMY HAGAR - wildman musician; second frontman for Van Halen; can't drive 55 SPAMINO ACIDS - a group of organic nitrogenous compounds in the proteins, essential to the metabolistic properties of Spam SPAMIGO - Spamish friend; south of the border SPAMBER - color of a Spammish hue SPAMBOO - treelike, tropical SpamGrass with woody, jointed stems used in Spamish furniture making SPAMEN - tail end of a musician's pre-gig prayer ST. LOUIS SPAMS - NFL football team, previously located in L.A. SPAM ASHE - music store chain favored by destitute musicians SPAMELA ANDERSON - buxom blonde bombshell...need I say more? SPAMPERS - diapers worn by future little Spamsters -to-be SPAMBONI - device used to clean icerinks after Spam fights SPAMTASTIC - what Spam Brando is SPAMINATOR - futuristic, robotic keeper of the Spam SPAMTANEOUS COMBUSTION - what happens to you after eating a Spamwich SPAM RATHER - stuffy CBS newscaster SPAMMY FAYE BAKKER - religious zealot fond of heavy pancake makeup SPAM -BONE - that funny bone in your elbow SPONGEBOB SPAMPANTS - popular Nickelodeon TV cartoon PEARL SPAM - Seattle grunge band SPAM - I - AM - Sean Penn movie, what Spam Brando are SPAMICIDE - to snuff out life forms using Spam as a nuclear weapon SPAMBINO - a baby Spamster SPAMARETTO - pungent liquor with a slight hint of Spam SPAMBERJACK'S - nightclub in Norwalk SPAM DANCE - dance favored by moshpit dwellers and headbangers
			Michael Jackson's Pooch

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